Cashman's memo to Tampa's GM:
AL East Champs, huh? Defending pennant winners? Well why don't we come down to your house and pack your stadium with our fans, making up 30-40% of the people in the ballpark? Then we'll pound on your starter, your long relievers, and anyone else you send out there. And then how about we just take our world class pitcher and shut your "red hot" lineup down for 5 innings while we launch home runs to every part of the ballpark, making sure every one of our batters gets a hit and pitches in on extending our lead over your team in the division to a season-high 7.5 games?
Good then, that's what we'll do. See you tomorrow, Champs.
AL East Champs, huh? Defending pennant winners? Well why don't we come down to your house and pack your stadium with our fans, making up 30-40% of the people in the ballpark? Then we'll pound on your starter, your long relievers, and anyone else you send out there. And then how about we just take our world class pitcher and shut your "red hot" lineup down for 5 innings while we launch home runs to every part of the ballpark, making sure every one of our batters gets a hit and pitches in on extending our lead over your team in the division to a season-high 7.5 games?
Good then, that's what we'll do. See you tomorrow, Champs.
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