Bravely led into battle by the Sergio Mitre, the Bombers exploded on Chicago, ripping Jose Conteras and his relief core to shreds, and blowing out the Sox 10-0 in a frightening show of destructive force!
Mitre led the defence, mercilessly pounding the zone and outflanking the Sox's best hitters, confounding, vexing, flummoxing, and simply blowing everyone away for a 1-hit 7 inning smackdown of epic proportions! (I like Jermaine Dye after striking out, stepping toward the centerfield camera and looking pissed, as if to say, "what the ef you lookin at?".)
Sergio Mitre, I now dub you Mitre the Merciless! And your work is only just beginning. Welcome to the Bronx.
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